And now to slap the proverbial champagne and get things started....

[LagomorphPrime]

...Origen's mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

[carmachu]

Origen's mom is fat, but Laggy's mom is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

[TinSoldier]

We should make some rules for this...

Instead of busting on the same person's mom over and over you have to reply along the lines of repeating the previous poster's claim and the but and then bust on their mom.

Laggy's mom may be so fat that Spain claimed her for the new world, but carmachu's mom is so dumb she took two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

If you don't like YM jokes, then don't post. carm, if I've gone too far let me know and I'll delete my post.

[carmachu]

We should make some rules for this...

Instead of busting on the same person's mom over and over you have to reply along the lines of repeating the previous poster's claim and the but and then bust on their mom.

Laggy's mom may be so fat that Spain claimed her for the new world, but carmachu's mom is so dumb she took two hours to watch 60 Minutes.




My mom may be dumb, but your mom, tinsoldier, is so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.......



If you don't like YM jokes, then don't post. carm, if I've gone too far let me know and I'll delete my post.[/QUOTE]

Does my name say bear? I dont think so.....game on.....

[LagomorphPrime]

*sigh*

I thought we could have some good clean fun talking about what an ugly, fat, stupid whore Origen's mom is, but instead you guys had to turn it into a pissing contest. Learn some manners and grow up.

[carmachu]

*sigh*

I thought we could have some good clean fun talking about what an ugly, fat, stupid whore Origen's mom is, but instead you guys had to turn it into a pissing contest. Learn some manners and grow up.


You're just mad because we made fun of your fat, ugly, nasty mother.....

[TinSoldier]

Laggy's mom is so nasty, the cockroaches are suing her for unsafe working conditions.

[Origen]

The redhead: "What are you laughing at in there?"
Me: "Oh nothing."

[IFMU]

:th_SmlyROFL:

My momma is so insane and on so many drugs, I bought stock in pharmaceuticals just to make some of my money back!


wait.... I didnt do that right did I?

[SilverDragon]

Origen's mom is so fat that every time it rains in Seattle she uses I5 for a Slip-N-Slide.

[BattleNymph]

It's a good thing Lampy likes Origens mom, cause Silverdragon's mom is so nasty she has to sneak up on bathwater.

[SilverDragon]

It's a good thing Lampy likes Origens mom, cause Silverdragon's mom is so nasty she has to sneak up on bathwater.

Well using the tub after your mom everyone has to sneak up on it, lest the baseball sized crabs she left get ahold of you.

[TinSoldier]

BattleNymph's mom may be nasty, but SilverDragon's mom is so poor the Goodwill repossessed all her furniture.

[Grendel]

TinSoldier's mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she comes right back for more.

[Origen]

Ah, YM jokes.

It's like a warm jacuzzi where I can sit back and relax, and stretch my feet out.

Kind of like Lampy's mom's who-who. There's even room to park my car.

[LagomorphPrime]

Considering she lives in the massive commune that has sprung up inside your mom's "who-who" I'm surprised you could find her in the first place.

[Origen]

I just followed the smell. It was easy.

Although I'm sure you're accustomed to that word and your mom popping up in the same sentence.

[JasonStarfire]

Yo momma so dumb she thought a bus pass meant she had to walk.

[LagomorphPrime]

Not as accustomed as I am to your mom's head popping up and down on my wang.

[Origen]

Not as accustomed as I am to your mom's head popping up and down on my wang.

As short as it is, I'm surprised you notice the head movement. She's really only moving the very tip of her tongue.

[LagomorphPrime]

Yeah, but all that fat she has jiggles so violently at the slightest movement on her part that it's pretty hard not to miss.

[Origen]

Yeah, but all that fat she has jiggles so violently at the slightest movement on her part that it's pretty hard not to miss.

You can slap her thigh, and ride the waves in!

[LagomorphPrime]

COWABUNGAAAAAAAA!!!!!
:love031:

And on that note, bedtime. You kids be good now...

[TinSoldier]

*Get's off of Grendel's mom to go make popcorn and watch Laggy and Origen's discussion. It's more interesting.*

[TinSoldier]

My favorite is by far: :love031:That's because it reminds you of me and your mom.

My mom says I'm special. Just 'cuz the state board of education agrees doesn't mean nothin'.Your mom says I'm special too. Along with every other guy she's been with...

[Joe Kickass]

I had sex with your mother.

[JasonStarfire]

I have known your mother in the Biblical sense.

[Dreamweaver]

YM is so nasty that people pay her to not come near them, and PETA is charging her with animal cruelty in regards to her crabs.

[JasonStarfire]

YM so ugly she's the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

[Grendel]

*Get's off of Grendel's mom to go make popcorn and watch Laggy and Origen's discussion. It's more interesting.*

Thank god man. She called me 3 friggin' times asking when you were going to stop teasing her with that twizzle-stick and let her get some sleep.

[Joe Kickass]

Grendel's mother is so old, when I told her to act her age the bitch dropped dead.

[JasonStarfire]

YM so fat she drives a spandex car.

[Grendel]

Your mom is so big, when she goes outside at noon, the streetlights turn on.

[JasonStarfire]

YM so dumb she thought the SAT was when you ain't standin' up.

[Grendel]

Your mom is so stupid, she cut open a cashmere sweater to look for Benjamins.

[JasonStarfire]

YM so nasty crabs won't touch her.

[Paulypalooza]

yo mom is so stupid that when she saw a sign that said "wet floor" she did

[JasonStarfire]

YM so dumb she thought YMCA was a question.

[ldygmr1]

Ah. This really is home now. The children are playing.
*settles back in chair with a cold one*





{Dr. Pepper! I don't do beer!}

[Dreamweaver]

YM is so dumb that when she was asked to house sit.. she climbed onto the roof and sat there the whole time.

[BattleNymph]

Well Yo Mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued"