Who's on first?

[Paulypalooza]

A true classic
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/357541/jokeid/84708

[Paulypalooza]

star wars style
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/305388/jokeid/8565

[BattleNymph]

*snickering*

[Cranky Dog]

A true classic
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/357541/jokeid/84708
Shoot, they don't even show all of it.

Ok, so I taped that Seinfeld Abbot and Costello special and practically memorized that bit.


Cranky Dog
"Who's opinion is on first? International!"

[hidufel]

OK lets see if i get this right:

1st base: Who
2nd base: what
3rd Base: i dont know
pithcer: tomorrow
catcher: today
left field: why
center field: because
right field: ?
shortstop: ?

[Cranky Dog]

OK lets see if i get this right:

1st base: Who
2nd base: what
3rd Base: i dont know
pithcer: tomorrow
catcher: today
left field: why
center field: because
right field: ?
shortstop: ?
In the full sketch, the shortstop is "I don't give a darn!"

The right fielder is never mentionned and remains speculative.


Cranky Dog
"What's the opinion on second base, international!"

[Mouser]

I've heard it done as "I don't give a damn." by A&C themselves, but it was from a live performance.

[Detritus]

Right field = YM.

[Rizzo]

Right field = YM.

what does that mean?

if you laugh at me i WILL haunt you.

[TinSoldier]

YM = Your Mom.

Don't worry. I was confused by that at first, too.

[happykat]

what does that mean?

if you laugh at me i WILL haunt you.

<nelson> HA HA! </nelson>

What? You already haunt me. What do I have to lose?

[David Argall]

I think someone here posted the "Who's our cleric" version one time.

[Detritus]

what does that mean?

if you laugh at me i WILL haunt you.
There are other ways to deal with it besides laughing.

[Mouser]

what does that mean?

if you laugh at me i WILL haunt you.

:lecture:

"Your mother!!" is a common taunt among schoolyard friends, but it can also be a cassus belli when used among strangers.

YMMV, so take care.

:lecture:

As in...

Yo Mama's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo mama's knickers...

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mama's chin...

More available on google...

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[SD Anderson]

OK lets see if i get this right:

1st base: Who
2nd base: what
3rd Base: i dont know
pithcer: tomorrow
catcher: today
left field: why
center field: because
right field: ?
shortstop: ?

I know Idontgiveadam was at shortstopo unitl 1939 when he turned a bit role on "Gone with the Wind" into a career. After that hi replacement Idontgiveadarn played the spot.

[SD Anderson]

By the way, do you know the order list on the rock concert? :D