Iron Chef Trailer Park America

[Archer]

I'm thoroughly enjoying Iron Chef reruns on the Food Network. But one think that I find a little irritating in that all the dishes created tend to be excessively fancy. Nothing wrong with that, as the show's premise, but I was thinking the show might have attracted a wider audience if it were a little more low-brow.

So, as a show revival concept, Iron Chef Trailer Park America.

The secret ingredient varies by show, of course: Cheese Whiz, vienna sausage, mac & cheese, etc.

Instead of official food critics to taste the dishes, use B-list stars like you'd be able to get to appear on Hollywood Squares and let them do commentary during the cooking time.

[BattleNymph]

You know what, I love this idea Archer!

What dishes would you make with cheeze whiz?

[Archer]

You know what, I love this idea Archer!

What dishes would you make with cheeze whiz?

Cheese whiz, chicken, and tortilla chip casserole. And Cheese Whiz ice cream.

[Amso]

You had me up until the Cheese Whiz ice cream.

[Archer]

You had me up until the Cheese Whiz ice cream.

Making ice cream out of the secret ingredient in somewhat of an Iron Chef tradition. I think I remember seeing both broccoli and squash ice cream.

[BattleNymph]

Making ice cream out of the secret ingredient in somewhat of an Iron Chef tradition. I think I remember seeing both broccoli and squash ice cream.

I've had garlic, green tea, grass and horseradish ice cream. Cheese whiz is possible I suppose.

And it's even loosly a dairy product. :D

[Detritus]

If you amped up the sugar content, you could probably get something akin to cheesecake-like ice cream from Cheez Whiz.

[Archer]

I've had garlic, green tea, grass and horseradish ice cream. Cheese whiz is possible I suppose.

And it's even loosly a dairy product. :D

Is that grass like your lawn or mj?

[BattleNymph]

Is that grass like your lawn or mj?

Grass like my lawn. :D



I'm a good girl I am!

[Archer]

Vienna Sausage with Rice

- 2 cans Vienna Sausages (5 oz.)
- 1 cup coarse bread crumbs or cornflakes
- 2 cups cooked rice
- 1 cup canned tomatoes, sieved
- 1 small green pepper, chopped
- 1 small onion, chopped
- 6 ripe olives, chopped
- salt and pepper to taste
- butter


Leave Vienna Sausage whole or cut in half. Combine remaining ingredients; mix lightly. Spread 1/2 rice mixture into greased casserole; spread sausages on rice. Add rice to fill casserole; top wtih remaining sausages and top with butter. Bake in moderate oven (350°F) 25 minutes.

[BattleNymph]

If you amped up the sugar content, you could probably get something akin to cheesecake-like ice cream from Cheez Whiz.

I think you should try this for us Det. In the name of science!

[BattleNymph]

Hmmm... I think someone stole your idea Archer.

Pride in your double wide!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3B3v7HFYWs

[Archer]

Hmmm... I think someone stole your idea Archer.

Dabnabbit it! I thought I was onto something.


Pride in your double wide!



Are you talking about her trailer or her kids?

[BattleNymph]

Dabnabbit it! I thought I was onto something.



Are you talking about her trailer or her kids?

Heh.. That's her motto! So I suppose it could be her trailer or her butt... Either works.

Corn chips pie.... Yum......... *cringes*

[Kalzazz]

No, no. You do NOT want to know about Cookin' Done Trailer Park Style

I went to an open house of one of the area businesses in Deep East Texas

One of the dishes there was this delicious rich smooth chocolate fudge. Much softer and smoother than most fudge Ive encountered

It turns out the secret ingredient WAS Cheese Whiz! And this wasn't Iron Chef, this was an actual recipe!

Its like I had completely fallen off the civilized portion of the map and into 'Here Be Dragons'

[BattleNymph]

Ingredients:
1 1/2 pound american processed cheese
13 ounces evaporated milk
1 tablespoon butter
2 egg yolks -- beaten
1 tablespoon flour


Directions:

In a double boiler, melt butter and add cheese. When softened, add egg yolks, milk and flour. Cook, stirring until thick. Store in a covered jar in the refrigerator.



For you Kal. :D