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Detritus
08-27-2009, 06:52 PM
I cam across this one in the Sport's Guy's latest mailbag, towards the end:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090827

Q: Hey Bill, want to laugh for 20 minutes? Put "Butt" in front of all sports team nicknames. "Pirates", "Chargers", etc. Friggin hilarious ...
--Beau, Miami, Fla.

SG: Oh, boy ...
It's true, it's true! Who wouldn't enjoy the discovery of such gems as the Green Bay Butt Packers, Edmonton Butt Oilers, Notre Dame Butt Fighting Irish, or Denver Butt Nuggets!

:grin:

silverwhisper
08-27-2009, 07:31 PM
let's see...

new york butt giants. meh.
new york butt jets. ick ick ick ick ick!

Detritus
08-27-2009, 07:37 PM
Yeah, but what about the Oakland Butt Raiders, or Houston Butt Rockets, or Saskatchewan Butt Roughriders? The San Jose Butt Sharks? The Orlando Butt Magic and Miami Butt Heat?

Why, yes, I *did* just invest in a melon-scoop manufacturing concern. Why do you ask?

Lost Soul
09-08-2009, 07:27 AM
Montreal got off easy, apparently.

Butt Canadiens, Butt Expos (well, a few years back), Butt Alouettes...

Oh wait...

the Montreal Butt Impact.