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Me and Voodazle split the season series. Games start tonight. Voodazle has Dallas Clark going tonight so things kick off.
Dude - You're my oldest friend in this world. So good luck.
Becuase I'm coming for your nose. Payback time mutha fucka!
You're coming his nose? Dude, that is about seven kinds of fucked up...
Yeah. That's a... tragic... typo.
But the reason - Once upon a time when we were young the bastage broke my nose while we were wrestling. :sawink2:
Brother Brian
12-18-2008, 04:31 PM
Yeah. That's a... tragic... typo.
But the reason - Once upon a time when we were young the bastage broke my nose while we were wrestling. :sawink2:
Given the intial typo, that explanation is even more disturbing.
silverwhisper
12-18-2008, 04:32 PM
seconded.
(disturbedfiller)
voodazel
12-18-2008, 05:15 PM
Damn it ****!
Just stop speaking, now.
:signs005:
Yeah, **** -- less talking and more nose-coming...
At that point, with that smiley, isn't more like nose-holing?
:th_dblthumb2:
Brother Brian
12-18-2008, 05:31 PM
Dude, I really don't want to know the specifics.
Really it's nice that they cuddle afterwards.
Dallas Clark has left me very flacid.
15pts...
From a TE...
UGH.
Detritus
12-19-2008, 02:11 AM
Dallas Clark has left me very flacid.
15pts...
From a TE...
UGH.
17, actually, because of the +2 for 100 receiving yards.
voodazel
12-19-2008, 12:33 PM
I bet it would have been more if the colts didn't get that interception for a touchdown. It would have made Manning march down the field again. Since Clark has been one of the most consistent receivers for him lately.....I bet it could have been more.
Kalzazz
12-19-2008, 12:38 PM
The Colts won and are going to the playoffs, so thats my interest in it
Brother Brian
12-19-2008, 02:26 PM
Do we have a score update?
For you, sure.
In the important game, Zohan's Possee has an early 17-0 lead on the Trifecta Wookies, due to Dallas Clark, the Posse's tight end. This is a big lead since Tight Ends generally score less than 7 points a game.
That said it's still early and **** can come back.
In the 3rd place game, the Wiley Corn Trolls are up 8-0 on the Neanderthals, having played their Kicker, Adam Vinatieri last night. Since 8 points was about what you'd expect from the kicker, the game is pretty much even.
The 5th place game has the biggest scores right now. The 2nd helping skillets are beating the Tribbles 39.2 - 35.3. While this seems close, the Tribbles have used up their two biggest point scorers in QB David Garrard and Running Back Maurice Jones-Drew, while the skillets got all their points on the arm of Peyton Manning, and have 2-3 more players who should hit double digit points this week.
And in the 7th place game, (AKA The Toilet Bowl), The Fighting Friars jumped out to a quick 16.5-0 lead, with their Wide Reciever Reggie Wayne catching a good number of Manning's passes. That said, there's still a long way to go, and the Demoliton have a few players who can put up big numbers.
So... **** is finding voodazel's tight end a mite frustrating? Perhaps soem lube?
Actually I'm hoping for some artillery style action from Tony Romo, some throat pounding action from Clinton Portis, A threesome involving Lendale White, and a chastity belt maneuver by Buccaneer's Defesnse. (And if they plundered some booty while they were at it that'd be fine to.)
Detritus
12-21-2008, 12:29 AM
WTF is up with Dallas's run D?! That's a 77-yard TD and an 82-yard TD on Baltimore's last two carries.
I'd like to thank tony romo for not COMPLETELY sucking balls tonight. Those 2 4th quarter TD's were a pretty big deal taking me from a negative scoring scenario to at least getting some positive benefit otu of this.
Brother Brian
12-21-2008, 01:36 PM
I'd like to thank tony romo for not COMPLETELY sucking balls tonight. Those 2 4th quarter TD's were a pretty big deal taking me from a negative scoring scenario to at least getting some positive benefit otu of this.
Tony Romo + December = CHOKE!
On the other hand, I have to wonder how well Warner and Fitzgerald are going to play in a screaming New England Nor'easter.
Well in fantasy terms he met the projection which I'll not complain about.
OTOH - Voodazle swapped Shaun Hill in at QB?!?!? WTF dude?
voodazel
12-21-2008, 03:16 PM
So far looks like a bad call. Eli and Farve were both looking like a bad choice this week.
voodazel
12-21-2008, 03:22 PM
Yeah I should have pulled all the QB's this week. I can't pick the favorable match up in the past couple weeks.
Farve at Seattle would've been a good choice. Both your QB's are league top 10's. :sawink2:
voodazel
12-21-2008, 04:37 PM
Last time I played either, they put up neg numbers for me. Hill have a good match up...but he's choking. Doesn't matter now. Unless my guys in the games score a bunch more, this is your game.
Meh. My D pushed up daisies and Bowe sucked balls. Without being able to see the actual score I dunno.
And 2 4th quarter TD's by HIll should mean you're still in this.
Detritus
12-21-2008, 05:17 PM
Meh. My D pushed up daisies and Bowe sucked balls. Without being able to see the actual score I dunno.
You're up 75.2-60.0 right now. You've got Royal and Portis still on tap, the Posse has Andre Johnson, Brandon Jacobs, Mason Crosby, and Chicago D/ST still to play. Shaun Hill rallied a bit, so he's merely meh instead of atrocious. Colston and Gates both went multiscore for you, which is basically what's putting you in the lead right now.
I think I've got about a ~25 pt lead now. This is going to be extremely tight.
Detritus
12-21-2008, 09:38 PM
I think I've got about a ~25 pt lead now. This is going to be extremely tight.
Jacobs, Crosby, and Chicago D/ST are chasing 33.0 points right now, with Jacobs having already scored 0.5 points as of this writing.
Jacobs, Crosby, and Chicago D/ST are chasing 33.0 points right now, with Jacobs having already scored 0.5 points as of this writing.
I count ~23 for jacobs alone. Voodazle willl have the game in hand as of kicloff tomorrow night. I'll need night of defensive futility at home from teh bears to dig this one out.
Detritus
12-22-2008, 02:51 AM
I count ~23 for jacobs alone. Voodazle willl have the game in hand as of kicloff tomorrow night. I'll need night of defensive futility at home from teh bears to dig this one out.
You're up 94.5-86.0 at the moment, but the Posse still has Crosby along with the Bears D/ST to play during MNF. You need a very specific kind of futility that results in only PAT tries for Crosby. 14 points for Green Bay or 35 points for Green Bay are probably your best bets. But, since Pittsburgh netted me nothing more than a deuce this week, it's at least possible that Chicago might do the same, although their return game is a lot better than Pittsburgh's.
This is the only close game -- I didn't even reach half of Parz's total, BB is up by like 113 (!!!) points over Pauly, and the Skillets beat Tribbles by 15 with all players done for the week. I can't recall ever seeing a team have a triple-digits lead before.
Brother Brian
12-22-2008, 11:43 AM
Yep. So what have we learned.
Had the Fallen Angels not woken up for 1 week, I would have been the #4 seed. I would have beat the WCT, and would have crushed Zohan's Posse this week.
By the same token if I had been smart, and not done the QB shuffle, and just stuck with Cassell, I would have picked up the 1 win I needed anyway.
I find it outstanding that the difference between 1st place and 7th place is one regular season game.
voodazel
12-22-2008, 10:46 PM
Close game so far. Edge of my seat sort of thing. Fun all around.
Detritus
12-22-2008, 11:05 PM
It's 94.5-94.0 in favor of the Wookies right now, as the Bears prepare to punt with 42 seconds left in the first half.
voodazel
12-22-2008, 11:29 PM
Ok, if my math and reasoning is correct. If between my kicker and Defense, they score 4 more points, I will win. As long as no one fumbles or something.
Detritus
12-22-2008, 11:43 PM
Chicago recovered that muffed punt, and has gotten another point from return yardage, so it's Posse 97.0, Wookies 94.5 right now. Something pretty screwy is going to have to happen for the Posse to lose at this point.
Detritus
12-23-2008, 12:05 AM
Tony Kornheiser is such an idiot. Does he really not understand the difference between 4th-and-1 on the 9 and 4th-and-goal on the 11?
Detritus
12-23-2008, 01:03 AM
105-94.5 in favor of the Posse is the (unofficial) final score of the championship game. Congrats to them for the league title. I'll post official scores tomorrow once Yahoo has turned the crank overnight tonight.
Go Voodazle.
punk
I gotta say I was wrong about one thing. Criticizing your choice of Shaun Hilll as your QB. While I think you took a needless risk, (You would have still won with Eli in.), I would have started Farve of the negative point total and in that case I might have won.
To the bold my friend. :sacool:
Now help me convince Psynight he wants to do this again next year!
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