FF Week 11

[Detritus]

We're heading into the home stretch now. Many matchups with playoff implications:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 0.0
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 0.0

Neanderthals (6-4) - 0.0
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 0.0

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 0.0
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 0.0

Tribbles (4-6) - 0.0
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 0.0

Demolition (5-5) - 0.0
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 0.0

WCT-Posse is a matchup between the top two seeds through 10 weeks. If WCT win, they clinch a playoff berth, and if, in addition, the Friars were to beat Neanderthals, the Trolls would then lock up the #1 seed for the playoffs.

[Brother Brian]

35.3 points from Matt F'n Cassel? My 3rd string QB?

If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

[Wook]

35.3 points from Matt F'n Cassel? My 3rd string QB?

If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

To be fair... No one, and I mean no one, saw him lighting up the jets like that. Farve was a monster too.

[Brother Brian]

Oh, I know. I was willing to trade him for Pauly's second string TE. Hell Cassel's mom wouldn't have started him in her FF league.

But Son of a bitch that's a lot of points to leave on the table after last week's mess.

[Paulypalooza]

Oh, I know. I was willing to trade him for Pauly's second string TE. Hell Cassel's mom wouldn't have started him in her FF league.

But Son of a bitch that's a lot of points to leave on the table after last week's mess.

I was under the impression you wanted Witten for him. I woulda given you you Boss for him.

[Brother Brian]

I never asked for Witten. I will admit I left in intentionally vauge to see if you would overspend. ;)

[Paulypalooza]

I never asked for Witten. I will admit I left in intentionally vauge to see if you would overspend. ;)

well as I said before I had Rodgers in my back pocket the whole time so it's not like I was left high and dry before the trade deadline passed.

Hope it works out.

[Detritus]

Scores after the Thursday night game:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 0.0
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 23.8 (Favre)

Neanderthals (6-4) - 17.0 (T. Jones)
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 24.0 (Gostkowski, NEP D/ST)

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 0.0
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 0.0

Tribbles (4-6) - 0.0
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 0.2 (Green-Ellis)

Demolition (5-5) - 0.0
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 10.5 (Welker)

[Detritus]

1135 am update, just before the second half of Packers-Bears begins:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 16.1 (Peterson, Ronnie Brown, Calvin Johnson)
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 68.4 (Jacobs, L. Johnson, A. Johnson, Driver, Dallas Clark, Crosby, Philly D/ST)

Neanderthals (6-4) - 27.0 (Brees, Slaton, Harrison, A. Bryant)
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 49.9 (Cutler, Turner, DeAngelo Williams, Wayne)

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 19.3 (Bowe, Colston, E. Royal, GBP D/ST)
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 4.5 (McNabb, Jennings, Burress, Carney)

Tribbles (4-6) - 27.6 (Delhomme, Addai, Roddy White, T. Gonzalez)
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 24.8 (J. Stewart, Stevonne Smith, Muhammad, Scheffler, Kasay, Carolina D/ST)

Demolition (5-5) - 31.5 (Rodgers, Westbrook, Forte, DeSean Jackson, Boss, NYG D/ST)
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 41.4 (Peyton, Norwood, Housh, B. Marshall, Minny D/ST)

[Brother Brian]

Not really, most of his team haven't begun play yet. He's in OK position.

I'm fucked by Cutler yet again.

[Detritus]

105 pm update:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 25.5 (Peterson, Ronnie Brown, Calvin Johnson)
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 90.8 (Jacobs, L. Johnson, A. Johnson, Driver, Dallas Clark, Crosby, Philly D/ST)

Neanderthals (6-4) - 67.6 (Brees, Slaton, Harrison, A. Bryant)
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 86.0 (Cutler, Turner, DeAngelo Williams, Wayne)

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 40.3 (Bowe, Colston, E. Royal, GBP D/ST)
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 15.1 (McNabb, Jennings, Burress, Carney)

Tribbles (4-6) - 56.2 (Delhomme, Addai, Roddy White, T. Gonzalez)
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 38.8 (J. Stewart, Stevonne Smith, Muhammad, Scheffler, Kasay, Carolina D/ST)

Demolition (5-5) - 60.5 (Rodgers, Westbrook, Forte, DeSean Jackson, Boss, NYG D/ST)
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 76.1 (Peyton, Norwood, Housh, B. Marshall, Minny D/ST)

WCT have 6 players to try to outscore Marion Barber by about 65 points to extend their winning streak to eight games. They're probably going to need another big combo effort from Kurt Warner and Larry Fitzgerald (49.5 points in Week 10) to pull that off.

[Kalzazz]

If Im interpreting this correctly Ive used 4 players vs 6 players and am ahead? Happy Tribbles!

[Wook]

If the entire rest of my roster decides to push daisies after what was a pretty solid morning I'm going to go kick a puppy.

[Detritus]

245 pm update, just as Steelers-Chargers go to the half:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 62.0 (Warner, Chris Johnson, Fitzgerald, Kaeding, Pitt D/ST)
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 94.8 (Barber/SNF)

Neanderthals (6-4) - 79.5 (Julius Jones, Josh Brown, Tennessee D/ST)
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 94.5 (H. Ward, J. Carlson)

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 46.9 (Hightower, LenDale, Gates, Nedney)
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 51.7 (Gore, Edge, Breaston, SF D/ST)

Tribbles (4-6) - 81.3 (MJD, SDC D/ST)
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 47.0 (Rivers, Tomlinson)

Demolition (5-5) - 75.9 (Boldin, Bironas)
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 78.6 (SNF - Cooley, Folk; MNF - Lynch)

[Paulypalooza]

5.9 from Westbrook against Cincy? Oh Westbrook why has thou forsaken me?

[Brother Brian]

Barring fumbles from Evans I broke the Century Mark, and am back in the playoff hunt. But with the posse, trolls, and Wookies it's going to be an up hill battle.

[Detritus]

Here's the 430 pm update. Yahoo is currently crediting the Pittsburgh D/ST with a fumble recovery and TD that happened at the end of their game, but I think those points are going to end up coming off the board, so I don't include them here. Damn shame, too, could've been up by 0.7 instead of down 7.3.

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 87.5 (Witten)
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 94.8 (Barber)

Neanderthals (6-4) - 90.8
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 102.0 (MNF - Evans)

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 51.8 (Romo)
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 56.0 (MNF - Winslow)

Tribbles (4-6) - 85.1 (TO)
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 54.2

Demolition (5-5) - 85.4 (MNF - J. Lewis)
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 78.6 (Cooley, Folk; MNF - Lynch)

[voodazel]

Barring fumbles from Evans I broke the Century Mark, and am back in the playoff hunt. But with the posse, trolls, and Wookies it's going to be an up hill battle.

Hey, considering the first couple of years I've played and how those turned out...........I'm just happy to be where I'm at.

[Wook]

You have complex, toxic relationship with canines, dude. Seek help.

Can I borrow Oscar?

[carmachu]

When the hell did Pierre Thomas wake up? The week I bench him....

[carmachu]

someone tried to kick your dog? What drugs were they on?

[voodazel]

Crack. No joke. My building used to have an open exterior stair-well and while my immediate neighbourhood is fine, a couple blocks over, it gets kind of sketch. I was out back taking my pooch for a stroll and there's this crack-head, rousting the dumpster. No sweat, as far as I'm concerned -- I keep an relaxed eye, but it's not like a bothered him. He starts in telling me he's not scared of my dog. I say that that's good, 'cause my dog's not scary -- he's a big sweet-heart. The dude then says he's not scared of me either. I say that's good, 'cause I'm not scary either -- I'm also a big sweet heart. Then he walks over and says he's gonna kick my dog. I say that that's a bad idea. Then he winds up and tries to kick my dog. It was an unfortunate event. The police were quite understanding, though.

I think I would have gone totally ape on anyone who said some shit like that came within any distance of my pets. I'd be afraid I'd kill them.

[Detritus]

Updated scores after SNF:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-1) - 89.5 (Witten)
Zohan's Posse (6-4) - 114.2 (Barber)

Neanderthals (6-4) - 90.8
Fighting Friars (5-5) - 102.0 (MNF - Evans)

Trifecta Wookies (5-5) - 62.5 (Romo)
Fallen Angels (2-8) - 56.0 (MNF - Winslow)

Tribbles (4-6) - 88.7
SnakeBitten (4-6) - 54.2

Demolition (5-5) - 85.4 (MNF - J. Lewis)
2nd helping skillets (4-6) - 86.1 (Cooley, Folk; MNF - Lynch)

The storylines for MNF will be which of Lewis or Lynch outscores the other to decide the Demolition-Skillets matchup, and whether Kellen Winslow can top 6.5 points to pull out an 8-on-9 W after their kicker was deactivated right before game time.

[Wook]

Yeah, funny... You could try to talk about with the last guy who tried to kick my dog. His jaw might be working well enough for speech by now.

1. I wasn't insinuating kicking. I had other things in mind. Ask Dreamweaver about me and cats.

2. I wouldn't actually kick your dog. (Nor any other dog that wasn't attacking me.) It's just an expression for fist pounding frustration.

[Wook]

I think I would have gone totally ape on anyone who said some shit like that came within any distance of my pets. I'd be afraid I'd kill them.

Fuck yeah. I don't think I'd be afraid of what'd I do to them though. They'd quite thoroughly deserve it.

[Brother Brian]

1. I wasn't insinuating kicking. I had other things in mind. Ask Dreamweaver about me and cats.


eeeewwwwww

I didn't need to know that.

[Detritus]

Big score by Lynch there. Will Lewis have the answer? Will he actually keep Josh Cribbs off the field in the Browns' next goal-line set?

[Wook]

Seriously. And to ask for my dog, too... Yuck.

(Yes, ****, I know you'd never actually kick a puppy)

If you think Wooksafe is something I'll never live down wait till you hear about momma Chance.... :thumbup:

[Detritus]

That kick by Dawson was professional grade.

[Detritus]

Week 11 final scores:

Wily Corn Trolls (9-2) - 89.5
Zohan's Posse (7-4) - 114.2

Neanderthals (6-5) - 90.8
Fighting Friars (6-5) - 102.0

Trifecta Wookies (6-5) - 62.5
Fallen Angels (2-9) - 59.5

Tribbles (5-6) - 88.7
SnakeBitten (4-7) - 54.2

Demolition (5-6) - 90.2
2nd helping skillets (5-6) - 108.4

I think Marshawn Lynch gets Player of the Week, seeing as how he owned Jamal Lewis tonight in a game that was a toss-up heading into MNF.