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Detritus
11-01-2008, 01:25 AM
Wily Corn Trolls (7-1) - 0.0
Neanderthals (6-2) - 0.0

Zohan's Posse (4-4) - 0.0
Fallen Angels (1-7) - 0.0

Fighting Friars (4-4) - 0.0
SnakeBitten (4-4) - 0.0

Trifecta Wookies (3-5) - 0.0
2nd helping skillets (4-4) - 0.0

Tribbles (2-6) - 0.0
Demolition (5-3) - 0.0

Spotlight Matchup: Wily Corn Trolls vs. Neanderthals
The top two teams in the standings square off in what is sure to be an epic tilt. The Yahoo Friday projections line makes WCT a 25-point favorite, but if the prognosticators were really that good, they wouldn't be working on fantasy football for Yahoo.

That said, the WCT are fortunate to catch Neanderthals with QB Drew Brees on bye. A lingering quadriceps bruise casts some doubt on the availability of RB Steven Jackson as well. It is also true that many of the players in the WCT lineup have pretty juicy matchups on paper. The Kurt Warner-Larry Fitzgerald hookup draws St. Louis. RBs Adrian Peterson (vs. Houston), Chris Johnson (vs. Green Bay), and Ronnie Brown (vs. Denver) all go up against teams that have had trouble defending the run. And TE Greg Olsen and K Robbie Gould face the woeful Lions.

Neanderthals will need the Jeff Garcia-Antonio Bryant hookup to show large vs. the hapless Chiefs. They also need for Houston to figure out a way to get Steve Slaton with the ball in open space vs. the Vikings (much as the Titans did with Chris Johnson vs. Minnesota), and for Marvin Harrison to turn back the clock and torch the depleted Patriots secondary. Owen Daniels has been one of the hottest TEs in the league in terms of targets, but Neanderthals will likely need him to hit paydirt for them to have a realistic hope in prevailing.

And the rest...
The remainder of the Week 9 slate finds only one team above .500. Demolition look to strengthen their hold on the #3 seed, or perhaps slide to #2 if Neanderthals lose. The resurgent Brian Westbrook and Anquan Boldin have Demolition looking strong, even factoring in TE stud Jason Witten's cracked rib.

Tribbles stand in the way of Demolition's upward march. They boast the #1 WR in the league through eight weeks in 6th-round draft pick Roddy White, but their top five picks (Addai, TO, MJD, Derek Anderson, and Ocho Stinko) have been pretty disappointing. Anderson and C. Cinco are not even members of the Tribbles roster any more.

Fighting Friars, favorites at the quarter pole, take on SnakeBitten in a game pitting two 4-4 teams currently on the outside looking in at the playoffs against each other. The Tom Brady injury looks to be catching up with the Friars given Jay Cutler's recent bout with mediocrity. Reggie Bush has also been out the past two weeks, and Michael Turner has struggled against solid run defenses. It may be the case that their WRs (Wayne, Evans, Ward) are their strongest unit, although Wayne and Ward were both quiet last week.

SnakeBitten have welcomed the return to form of LT and Stevonne Smith in recent weeks to get them back in the playoff hunt, but both of them take their byes this week, as does #2-overall QB Philip Rivers. They do have the blazing hot Matt Schaub to fill in for Rivers, and get Matt Forte back just in time to face the paper-soft Lions run D. They need at least one of Ryan Grant or Willis McGahee to come to life.

The Skillets-Wookies matchup is similarly laden with playoff positioning import. The Skillets are rumored to be shopping QB Peyton Manning to bolster the RB tandem of Marshawn Lynch and Earnest Graham. They also welcome back WR Brandon Marshall from his bye. Santana Moss has been streaky, but had a big game last week, and the Skillets most likely get to choose between to similar guys (Houshmazilli, Welker) for their flex spot.

The Wookies are banking on the continued hot play of Captain Neckbeard himself, QB Kyle Orton, to fill in for Tony Romo and his broken pinky. #1-overall RB Clinton Portis will have to carry the mail again, and LenDale White is a pretty good bet for at least one more short score vs. the Packers. They need to fill in for TE Antonio Gates, but do get WR Eddie Royal back from his bye.

The #2-scoring team, Zohan's Posse, take on cellar-dwelling Fallen Angels. The Angels took a managerial leave of absence and left Greg Jennings and Michael Pittman in their lineup during their bye weeks. The good news is they don't have to re-insert them into their lineup, although QB Donovan McNabb does have to get back to starting. The bad news is that RB Frank Gore is on *his* bye this week. Will he still be there come kickoff of the Niners' game?

The Posse have been led in recent weeks by the incandescent Andre Johnson, who has cracked double figures in catches and topped the century mark in yardage in three straight weeks. WR Randy Moss has also seen his targets inch upward as the Patriots have decided to feature him more in the short passing game that was once the near-exclusive domain of Wes Welker. RB Marion Barber hasn't been quite as effective as people first guessed in Tony Romo's absence, replacement Brad Johnson has been so bad that teams have moved to shut down the run and force Johnson to beat them. The Giants will likely employ a similar philosophy, so look for so-so output from Barber for one more week.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 02:48 PM
Two first-half TDs for the presently unrostered C. Cinco.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 03:34 PM
Here's the 1130 am update, as of halftime of the Packers-Titans game, active players in parentheses. It looks like St. Louis just went three and out and that Arizona will get the ball back with about 1:25 left in the first half, so teams starting Cardinals may have a bit of a change from what's posted below:

Wily Corn Trolls (7-1) - 43.3 (Warner, Peterson, Chris Johnson, Fitzgerald, Braylon, Olsen, Gould)
Neanderthals (6-2) - 25.5 (Garcia, Slaton, Benson, SJax, A. Bryant, Daniels, Josh Brown, Tennessee D/ST)

Zohan's Posse (4-4) - 14.5 (Andre Johnson, Coles, Crosby, Chicago D/ST)
Fallen Angels (1-7) - 12.2 (K. Collins, Kevin Smith, Jennings)

Fighting Friars (4-4) - 8.0 (Evans, R. Royal, JAX D/ST)
SnakeBitten (4-4) - 17.0 (Schaub, Forte, McGahee, Avery, Scobee, Houston D/ST)

Trifecta Wookies (3-5) - 41.2 (Orton, LenDale, Bowe, Mason, Shiancoe, TBB D/ST)
2nd helping skillets (4-4) - 23.4 (Lynch, Graham, Housh, Minnesota D/ST)

Tribbles (2-6) - 6.9 (Garrard, MJD, Matt Jones, T. Gonzalez)
Demolition (5-3) - 23.1 (Jamal Lewis, Boldin, Berrian, Walter, Kris Brown)

EDIT -- Yep, two plays after posting this, Warner threw a 56-yard TD to Jerheme Urban. Scores edited after a refresh of my browser to include that play.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 03:51 PM
Schaub out, Rosenfels in at QB for Houston, not sure why.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 04:07 PM
Hmm, Orton out, Grossman in at QB for the Bears.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 05:07 PM
105 pm update, as of the Titans winning the coin toss for OT vs. the Packers:

Wily Corn Trolls (7-1) - 86.5 (Warner, Peterson, Chris Johnson, Fitzgerald, Braylon, Olsen, Gould)
Neanderthals (6-2) - 71.7 (Garcia, Slaton, Benson, SJax, A. Bryant, Daniels, Josh Brown, Tennessee D/ST)

Zohan's Posse (4-4) - 38.5 (Andre Johnson, Coles, Crosby, Chicago D/ST)
Fallen Angels (1-7) - 14.0 (K. Collins, Kevin Smith, Jennings)

Fighting Friars (4-4) - 25.5 (Evans, R. Royal, JAX D/ST)
SnakeBitten (4-4) - 33.7 (Schaub, Forte, McGahee, Avery, Scobee, Houston D/ST)

Trifecta Wookies (3-5) - 66.8 (Orton, LenDale, Bowe, Mason, Shiancoe, TBB D/ST)
2nd helping skillets (4-4) - 35.2 (Lynch, Graham, Housh, Minnesota D/ST)

Tribbles (2-6) - 27.1 (Garrard, MJD, Matt Jones, T. Gonzalez)
Demolition (5-3) - 38.6 (Jamal Lewis, Boldin, Berrian, Walter, Kris Brown)

Detritus
11-02-2008, 05:14 PM
The Garcia-to-Bryant hookup just connected for a 24-yard TD pass, and Garcia hit the game-tying 2-point conversion pass. Neanderthals are up 91.7-90.1, with Tampa Bay looking to be headed into OT.

Neanderthals have Marvin Harrison going tonight. Ronnie Brown is going for WCT right now, and they've got the Steelers D/ST on MNF.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 05:38 PM
The Garcia-to-Bryant hookup just connected for a 24-yard TD pass, and Garcia hit the game-tying 2-point conversion pass. Neanderthals are up 91.7-90.1, with Tampa Bay looking to be headed into OT.

Neanderthals have Marvin Harrison going tonight. Ronnie Brown is going for WCT right now, and they've got the Steelers D/ST on MNF.
Tampa Bay just hit a game-winning FG, but Garcia hit a few completions and topped the 300-yard mark before the game ended. The present score in the spotlight matchup is Neaderthals 98.2 - WCT 92.9.

Ronnie Brown has 41 rushing yards on 7 carries in the first 10 minutes of the Dolphins game, and Miami just returned a Jay Cutler INT for a TD, so they're up 13-0 late in the 1st quarter. Brown is a solid bet to top 100 yards this afternoon, and WCT management fervently hopes that their prediction that Brown would have a multi-score game by Election Day will come true today as well.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 06:37 PM
235 pm update, as of halftime of the Dolphins-Broncos game, and the two-minute warning of the Cowboys-Giants game:

Wily Corn Trolls (7-1) - 93.5 (Ronnie Brown)
Neanderthals (6-2) - 98.2

Zohan's Posse (4-4) - 53.0 (Eli, Barber, Jacobs)
Fallen Angels (1-7) - 38.9 (Pittman, Burress, Fasano, Carney, Dallas D/ST)

Fighting Friars (4-4) - 32.8 (Cutler, Turner, Ricky Williams)
SnakeBitten (4-4) - 44.0 (Fargas, Toomer, Boss)

Trifecta Wookies (3-5) - 75.5 (E. Royal)
2nd helping skillets (4-4) - 40.3 (Pennington, B. Marshall, Folk)

Tribbles (2-6) - 30.1 (TO, Roddy White, Akers)
Demolition (5-3) - 56.5 (Westbrook, Z. Miller, NYG D/ST)

Yahoo gives the WCT score right now as 91.5 points, but Ronnie Brown is getting nicked for -2 for a lost fumble that was overturned by replay.

Kalzazz
11-02-2008, 06:43 PM
30 points?

What choices led to this disaster?

Detritus
11-02-2008, 06:56 PM
30 points?

What choices led to this disaster?
Garrard scored under 5 points. TO is in negative numbers right now, and Michael Jenkins has caught the TDs that have been going to Roddy White in recent weeks. Also, you cut Chad Johnson right before he went for a 2-TD game this week.

Kalzazz
11-02-2008, 07:11 PM
Oh well. Im starting to get a certain sense this isnt my year

Detritus
11-02-2008, 07:23 PM
I gotta say that was a pretty ticky-tack offensive pass interference call on Brandon Marshall.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 07:31 PM
OK, Miami either needs to quit fucking around with the Wildcat or re-tool it some. Denver isn't getting fooled, regardless of whether it's Brown taking the direct snap or those shotgun handoffs to Brown that just went nowhere.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 07:50 PM
There's TO! All it took was inserting Brooks Bollinger at QB.

Detritus
11-02-2008, 07:57 PM
Ginormous TD from Ronnie Brown for the WCT. They're up 101.7-98.2 (including the lost fumble reversal correction) right now.

Paulypalooza
11-02-2008, 08:32 PM
30 points?

What choices led to this disaster?

All is not lost my fine furry friend. Right now the Tribbles are only 13 points back and have Joseph Addai and the Indy Def yet to play. But The Demolition still Roethlisberger tomorrow night.

as of right now the score is
Tribbles 54.6
Demolition 67.6

Detritus
11-02-2008, 08:37 PM
430 pm update, heading into Sunday Night Football. Players in parentheses have yet to play:

Wily Corn Trolls (7-1) - 101.7 (MNF - Pitt D/ST)
Neanderthals (6-2) - 98.2 (Marvin Harrison)

Zohan's Posse (4-4) - 70.1 (R. Moss, Dallas Clark)
Fallen Angels (1-7) - 43.7 (Bye - Frank Gore)

Fighting Friars (4-4) - 52.8 (Wayne, Gostkowski, MNF - H. Ward)
SnakeBitten (4-4) - 53.3

Trifecta Wookies (3-5) - 81.5 (MNF - Portis, MNF - Suisham)
2nd helping skillets (4-4) - 44.0 (MNF - S. Moss, MNF - Cooley)

Tribbles (2-6) - 54.6 (Addai, Indy D/ST)
Demolition (5-3) - 67.6 (MNF - Roethlisberger)

The Wookies, Posse, and Friars look like they will win their games handily. Demolition-Tribbles is still an interesting game, but a lot rides on the tender hammy of Joseph Addai for the Tribbles. WCT have to be considered a moderate favorite with a small lead and a D/ST going up against a WR, but by no means are they out of the woods. An appearance by the vintage Marvin Harrison would make life difficult for them.

Detritus
11-03-2008, 12:54 AM
Scores after SNF:

Wily Corn Trolls (7-1) - 101.7 (MNF - Pitt D/ST)
Neanderthals (6-2) - 102.2 (Marvin Harrison)

Zohan's Posse (4-4) - 79.1 (R. Moss, Dallas Clark)
Fallen Angels (1-7) - 43.7 (Bye - Frank Gore)

Fighting Friars (4-4) - 69.3 (Wayne, Gostkowski, MNF - H. Ward)
SnakeBitten (4-4) - 53.3

Trifecta Wookies (3-5) - 81.5 (MNF - Portis, MNF - Suisham)
2nd helping skillets (4-4) - 44.0 (MNF - S. Moss, MNF - Cooley)

Tribbles (2-6) - 67.3 (Addai, Indy D/ST)
Demolition (5-3) - 67.6 (MNF - Roethlisberger)

Again, I'm putting in a correction myself to remove a lost fumble charged to Ronnie Brown that was overturned by replay. Assuming neither the Steelers D/ST nor Roethlisberger totally craps the bed tomorrow night, WCT and Demolition will pull out Ws this week.

Wook
11-03-2008, 01:44 AM
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3678734)

WTF!!!!

I can't buy a healthy QB.

Detritus
11-03-2008, 10:01 PM
Well, two drives, -4.0 points for Roethlisberger. He's not going to make it easy on Pauly. I think the Steelers D/ST will be fine if they keep can keep up the play that has forced FGs on short fields.

Detritus
11-03-2008, 10:23 PM
Well, two drives, -4.0 points for Roethlisberger. He's not going to make it easy on Pauly.
Make it -6.0 for Ben after the 1st quarter.

Kalzazz
11-03-2008, 10:27 PM
Hey, this means I may actually win!

Detritus
11-03-2008, 10:44 PM
Hey, this means I may actually win!
Yep, Ben is sleeping, and there's a little turtle head sticking out. Will he wake up in time to avert catastrophe?!

Detritus
11-03-2008, 11:12 PM
Roethlisberger's TD sneak just before halftime brings his point total up to -1.4 points. He's just woken up, but does he realize the danger? Stay tuned for the 2nd half.

Also, with the blocked punt that set up Ben's TD, the Steelers D/ST has salted away the W for WCT, regardless of how many points they allow in the 2nd half.

Kalzazz
11-03-2008, 11:14 PM
Curses. Oh well, there is still faint glimmering rays of hope

Detritus
11-03-2008, 11:30 PM
Curses. Oh well, there is still faint glimmering rays of hope
More than glimmers -- Leftwich opens at QB for the Steelers in the 2nd half, not Roethlisberger.

Kalzazz
11-03-2008, 11:31 PM
Go Leftwich, be a star!

Wook
11-03-2008, 11:45 PM
Sorry Pauly. No deal. And doubly sorry for having Ben go down like that.

Detritus
11-04-2008, 01:01 AM
Here are your unofficial final scores:

Wily Corn Trolls (8-1) - 125.7
Neanderthals (6-3) - 102.2

Zohan's Posse (5-4) - 79.1
Fallen Angels (1-8) - 43.7

Fighting Friars (5-4) - 71.8
SnakeBitten (4-5) - 53.3

Trifecta Wookies (4-5) - 99.3
2nd helping skillets (4-5) - 52.0

Tribbles (3-6) - 67.3
Demolition (5-4) - 66.2

Pittsburgh's D/ST finishes strong, but Big Ben should have worn a diaper to bed. Ouch.

Paulypalooza
11-04-2008, 01:30 AM
Roethlisberger you SUCK!

Detritus
11-04-2008, 03:12 AM
Roethlisberger you SUCK!
He actually sucked less than Campbell did this week, if that's any consolation. :sagrin:

Paulypalooza
11-04-2008, 03:18 PM
He actually sucked less than Campbell did this week, if that's any consolation. :sagrin:

It most assuredly is not.

Kalzazz
11-04-2008, 03:59 PM
Even with the win, your in contention, and Im still only avoiding dead last by virtue of not starting folks on bye