Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

[Ja§on]

Dang near snarfed tea into my keyboard when I saw this (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/struggling_mets_combine_to_form).

I blame the drugs.

Either mine or the Onion writers'.

[Detritus]

Seems to have worked for them tonight, although it took extra innings to decide the outcome.