Write your own Ad

[AnotherSKip]

Reading over the Dr. Metropolis book "How to be a Superhero"

I thought it might be interesting to see what sort of Help Wanted ads your Superhero, Villian or Organization might place for when they need more help for fighting crime and or other scenarios that pop up when feeling overwhelmed or just looking for the right person to fill the niche in their life (DNPC, Sidekick, minion or cohort).

I'll Start:
HELP WANTED
Are you a Spunky Sidekick seeking after school extra curricular activities or a way to increase your community service time? Looking for more than schoolyard bullies to deliver a blow for justice to? Stop looking and apply here! Experienced Accidental Mystic Origin Hero street level crimefighter is looking for you. Bonus if have allready been captured by supervillians, discovered that magic really exists or has school archenemies. the prime candidate will have as well an interest in the mystic arts, SCA and martial arts and bad sci-fi/kung fu movies .

[bishoplogan]

SUICIDE for HIRE/handy man

OK I don't normally do this,but some of you idiots out there need help.
So if your not part of the 99% of the monkey's out there (whos problems could have been fixed if they weren't so lazy or stupid) and your in some serious shit.

Call xxx-xxx-xxxx leave your name, call back number and a long message of your problem.If I decide to help I'll call you back,dont worry about $$$ cause I dont need it.:shoot:

Oh yeah if it involves End of the world threats or national conspiracies,I am sooo done with all that. So call your local Stupid Hero group.

PEACE
Edicius aka ExAgent Suicide :smilie_sn:

[Magnus Bergqvist]

Are you an attractive young woman with big dreams? Do you want to be part of something really big, like help taking over the world? Can you deal with extreme stress and hostile working conditions?

Must be loyal, and not afraid of anything. Must be willing and able to relocate on quick basis. Must be quick thinking and able to improvise.

Skills required: firearms, demolitions, espionage, bartendering, Excellent hacking skills, certified pilot.

Interested: Call 555-XXX-XXXX, or send application to League of Evil Masterminds.

Leave your moral scruples behind, and apply for an interesting job as a minion to Dr. Mania.


/Magnus