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i'm proud to have scored a 98% on this (http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_want_the_terrorists_to_win) quiz. :D
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Janet
12-03-2006, 06:02 PM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 98%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
:D Mwahahahaha.
Parzival
12-03-2006, 06:43 PM
Amazing.
The options were so slanted that I only answered about half the questions. And still managed to score a 6%.
Lame....
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 74%
You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.
Didnt even answer prolly a third of the questions, they just didnt have appropriate answers IMO.
Parzival
12-03-2006, 06:51 PM
Agreed.
(must... extend... message...)
carmachu
12-03-2006, 07:56 PM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 23%
Fairly well done, fellow patriotic citizen. You have taken a decisive stand behind our dear leader and against the terrorists. However you do not march completely in lockstep conformity, and that is troubling. Steel your commitment to the defeat of evil! Bow in unquestioning loyalty to George Bush! Afterall you don't want to be a liberal, do you?
I'm with parz.....talk about your slanted questions...
TinSoldier
12-03-2006, 08:00 PM
Talk about your slanted questions.
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 66%
You, sir or ma'am, are more than half terrorist sympathizer. Your ill-will toward America can barely be concealed, and has now been uncovered by this quiz. Your love of America and of her dear leader, President Bush, is clearly approaching treasonously low levels. But it's not too late for you. Shut yourself out from all liberal influence, listen only to Sean Hannity, read only Ann Coulter, and above all stop questioning! Questioning only gets our troops killed in their noble battle against the forces of evil that besiege our great land!
On the Hannity/Limbaugh/Coulter question, I had to answer "Don't know them" because while that isn't true neither of the other answers applied. Some of the other questions sucked, too.
I also took the Republican Kool-Aid test, which was worse. I got 22% on that one but the questions really sucked. I made sure to make my opinions known by rating both quizzes negatively.
Dr. Mercury
12-04-2006, 12:11 AM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 62%
You, sir or ma'am, are more than half terrorist sympathizer. Your ill-will toward America can barely be concealed, and has now been uncovered by this quiz. Your love of America and of her dear leader, President Bush, is clearly approaching treasonously low levels. But it's not too late for you. Shut yourself out from all liberal influence, listen only to Sean Hannity, read only Ann Coulter, and above all stop questioning! Questioning only gets our troops killed in their noble battle against the forces of evil that besiege our great land!
I'm glad you took this quiz. If it came out that you are an America-hating scumbag, the authorities are probably already on to you. Hopefully you are actually a pro-war Republican patriot, and if so, please cast a vote in November in support of George W. Bush. The liberal forces are plotting against him and we'll need you to help ensure his winning policies remain unchanged for years to come!
Water Jess
12-04-2006, 12:47 AM
I was 100%. GO ME!
Bartheus
12-04-2006, 02:02 AM
Even as an Euro-sissy, I only managed to get 98%. I am actually a bit envious of Water Jess' extra 2 %-points!
Kalzazz
12-04-2006, 04:07 AM
96% and 18%
LagomorphPrime
12-04-2006, 06:48 AM
I stopped taking the test after the first 10 or 12 questions. I got tired of all the heavily slanted answers that clearly railroad me into one or the other when my option would frequently have been a third choice not listed.
Water Jess
12-04-2006, 12:09 PM
Even as an Euro-sissy, I only managed to get 98%. I am actually a bit envious of Water Jess' extra 2 %-points!
I am impressive. :th_coolio:
Origen
12-04-2006, 12:54 PM
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 79%
You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.
you tree-hugging pinko bastard! :D
ed
Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 89%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
I'm just wondering why my country is mentioned in question 15.
ldygmr1
12-05-2006, 03:45 AM
98% for me. I loved the "is this a trick question?" Answer.
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