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Wook
01-25-2007, 04:03 PM
Real life FTW!!! (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-01-25T170930Z_01_L25295815_RTRUKOC_0_US-IGUANA-ERECTION.xml&src=rss)

Never give an iguana Viagra
Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:04pm ET

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

silverwhisper
01-25-2007, 04:04 PM
but he won't have his head!

Haze
01-25-2007, 04:05 PM
{boggles} O_O!

ldygmr1
01-25-2007, 06:49 PM
Okay.
I understand the reason for redundant systems. I do.
But TWO penises?

Origen
01-25-2007, 06:53 PM
The iguana can say, "Hey, baby! You bring yourself and a friend over and we can ...."

And you actually know he's got the equipment to seal the deal.

StarkDaddy
01-25-2007, 06:54 PM
rofl :whacky011:

LagomorphPrime
01-25-2007, 08:52 PM
"It's all in his head."

Wah wah wahhhhhhhh.

hidufel
01-25-2007, 09:29 PM
o.O

The mind boggles that they have TWO! And that the removal of one is of no consequence.

Stephane
01-25-2007, 10:36 PM
Hmm..Speaking of redundant systems.. Are Klingons part Iguana?

TinSoldier
01-25-2007, 10:53 PM
Hmm..Speaking of redundant systems.. Are Klingons part Iguana?No, I think that iguanas are part Klingon.

Zombie
01-25-2007, 11:48 PM
but with one penis will he be half the iguana he used to be?