Lampy started it.

[ldygmr1]

Okay...this is a language question. Of the various and assorted different words for the female breast, do you personally attribute them differently in your own head according to size?

For example. Are boobies smaller than boobs? Are they bigger than tits? Does the word bazongas make you think of very large breasts?

Just curious.

[COTSBOE]

My brother in law explained to me that in redneck country, one can make a determination as to the impressiveness of a woman's breasts by the number of syllables a redneck takes to say "boobs" when describing them.

For example, Paris Hilton's chest merits one syllable. Dolly Parton's requires eight.

And if you don't believe that a man can take eight syllables to say "boobs", I say you've never been to a Nascar race.

[ldygmr1]

I live in Texas. I would believe a man could take TEN syllables to say it.

[carmachu]

Not particularly dear.....

[Cattie]

For example, Paris Hilton's chest merits one syllable. Dolly Parton's requires eight.

And if you don't believe that a man can take eight syllables to say "boobs", I say you've never been to a Nascar race.

SAY it, sure. But how would he SPELL it? Assuming he's literate?

[Joe Kickass]

I had a friend, James, who was a strange lad. We all liked him, but I don't think any of us ever truly understood him. He was once heard to have remarked 'look at the touts on that one'.

So now occasionally, when I am blessed with the sight of a truly fantastic rack, that is the phrase that goes through my head.

So I guess touts are big ones.

[BattleNymph]

boobies can be any size. Titties are small. Bazongas are large.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Dreamweaver]

boobies can be any size. Titties are small. Bazongas are large.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

[LagomorphPrime]

Boobs, boobies, tits and titties are all general terms for me. They have no relationship to size. A rack is sizeable, else it wouldn't be a rack it'd just be some boobs or tits. Breasts can be any size other than very small. Tig ole bitties are ginormous.

[LagomorphPrime]

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

XXXL = Tig ole bitties

[carmachu]

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

Deadly weapons?

[BattleNymph]

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

Goddess.. :D

[Marsden]

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

Legendary :shocked:

[silverwhisper]

pfft, in a forum of gamers, how'd nobody say epic yet? sheesh!

[Dreamweaver]

pfft, in a forum of gamers, how'd nobody say epic yet? sheesh!

...because they knew you would get around to it?

[silverwhisper]

well, it's usually origen and **** who are epic-obsessed so i thought they'd get there first.

[Dreamweaver]

well, it's usually origen and **** who are epic-obsessed so i thought they'd get there first.

nonono **** wont go there. he is like a bro to me.. he is not allowed.:signs006:

[silverwhisper]

well, that leaves origen and in theory, isn't someone else in your neck of the woods?

[Dreamweaver]

well origen has his hot redhead..and he lives up in seattle now. TS is married and silverdragon has moved further east. he never even called when i promised him snickerdoodles for christmas. ...shrug i have only ever met him twice.

[silverwhisper]

yes, i know he's in seattle, DW. but he's met you, as have TS and silverdragon, which is all that's required to be able to respond.

[TinSoldier]

I haven't yet.

I've been too shy/busy/whatever to meet up with **** or DW or anyone.

[Dreamweaver]

well if we are going with the category of having met me.. let me add to the list. LG, DR Merc, Hidufel, Dai Oni, WJ, Majestic

oh yeah and the RedHead

[ldygmr1]

Well if we are categorizing DW's rack...I would have to say....intimidating.

A deer with a rack that magnificent would send meek hunters running for their mommies.

[StarkDaddy]

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

Unconcious.

[LagomorphPrime]

"Inconceivable!"

[ldygmr1]

"Inconceivable!"

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Battledragon]

I don't generally create pet names for body parts. If I have to refer to that particular portion of a woman's anatomy, I use the word chest.

[Rizzo]

I don't generally create pet names for body parts. If I have to refer to that particular portion of a woman's anatomy, I use the word chest.

Be ye hte only one nay perversed? or be ye eunuch?( mom spelled eunuch)

[ldygmr1]

The butt-munch IS leaving her alone in fact. And his punk ass friends are too scared of her high-kicking dance clique to do more than fling sad and stupid insults acrosss the room. I am told they have such poor use of the language that they aren't even worth a reply.

[ldygmr1]

I wouldn't mind five minutes alone with his father. And a full pardon waiting for me outside the door.

[carmachu]

I wouldn't mind five minutes alone with his father. And a full pardon waiting for me outside the door.

Oh? He's that stupid, and replied with something when informed his son is a stalker with 'boys will be boys' I take it?

[Paulypalooza]

so what exactly are mine since they are xxxl?

Ballast .